GARY AND NILES AND NILES AND GARY AND GARY AND NILES!!!

"Life's greatest questions have always been...
Who am I? Where did I come from?
Why am I here? Where am I going?
You are about to see and hear
One of the most significant messages given to us by God"




These are the adventures of two colleagues, friends, enemies, lovers. The esteemed Captain Niles Pierce II and useless tagalong scrub-in-training Gary "Floppy Thunder" Goldberg. Witness the extraordinary times of these two best buds and their introspective journey into the unerring river of fate.
WARNING: The adventures of Gary and Niles may result in sudden onset of existential dread or a wild delusion that you have become Gary Oldman. Please proceed with care.

Begin the journey...